Ferk You Too

Making fake GroupHug posts. Here’s my latest:

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 I am sexually attracted to computer mice, and nothing but. I’m 40 years old and never had sex and have never been sexually attracted to anything until I saw a commercial for an Apple ][ computer. I was in love with the mouse it came with. That single button… that nice long cord protruding form the end and straight into the computer… Nowadays, I find the ergonomic mice from Microsoft to be a bit more attractive, especially the corded ones. I like the cordless ones too, but there’s just less to do with them…

I have never told anyone this before, as I have no living relatives or friends. Just my mice. All 42 of them.

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I’ll update you if it goes through.

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