Ferk You Too

…goes to me!

That’s right. I won a contest. From Carma labs.

Basically, you fill out a form on www.carma-labs.com and get entered in a “weekly drawing” for some Carmex lip balm. I entered because I couldn’t find my little 1/4 ounce jar I had and had a severe case of chapped lips.

So I entered the contest and just a few days later…

Wow! I won a contest!

So I got just what I wanted. Free Carmex. That, and the satisfaction of having rid myself of chapped lips. Thank you, Carma Labs!

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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

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Here’s what I think: It’s to keep things easy to manage.

Here’s the thing: you have a manage database of every single serviceman/woman in your branch of military. Uh-oh, what’s this? A new field? Great. Now you have to go back and enter each one’s sexual orientation.

At best, it will take you years. And who can think of any better activity than scrolling through a MySQL database entering…

• Gay.
• Straight.
• Straight.
• Straight.
• Gay.
• Straight.
• God knows what?

And that’s if you have a GUI to work with! What if you’re not even that lucky?
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mysql> ALTER table navy ADD orientation VARCHAR(10);
mysql> UPDATE navy
-> SET orientation = 'gay'
-> WHERE id = 1;

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That, times a few million. Times four. Plus however much more time it will take for new recruits.

It’s not that I don’t support gays going into the military, I’m just stating a possible reason as to why they’re trying to keep them out.

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I was thinking… maybe I should have a Freakish Picture of the Week… Then I thought maybe I could have a minor inconvenience of the week… Then I thought of all these different “of the Week”’s…

But I can’t have a something of the week for every category, so I thought of a solution…

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the * of the Week!

Every week, I’ll have a different thing of the week, like “Really Ugly Poodle of the Week” or “Meaningless Thought of the Week”.

This week’s * of the Week is the * of the Week, in which I announce the * of the Week.

Technorati Tags: Everything, Nothing, Week

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Don’t you *sniff* hate it when you have a *sniff* cold and it’s the *sniff* weekend and you feel like *sniff* crap and really don’t really *sniff* feel like doing anything, but you’re *sniff* bored out of your ferkin’ *sniff* mind?

School is going to suck <noun> tomorrow. I should sneeze on certain people and see if they come back the next day.

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