I have a *sniff* cold.
Don’t you *sniff* hate it when you have a *sniff* cold and it’s the *sniff* weekend and you feel like *sniff* crap and really don’t really *sniff* feel like doing anything, but you’re *sniff* bored out of your ferkin’ *sniff* mind?
School is going to suck <noun> tomorrow. I should sneeze on certain people and see if they come back the next day.