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I’m just not into Pokemon…
I was talking to the kind people in ##RonPaul on FreeNode just now and I have decided that I shall no longer discuss any more sensitive issues with anyone at my school. Here’s what happens when I do.
- Me: You know, I really don’t see why we should outlaw gay marriage.
- Right-winger: [nearly chokes on food] Beg your pardon?
- Me: Yeah, I mean, should we really lead a secular nation like a theocracy?
- Right-winger: Uh… YEAH! What are you, liberal?
- Me: Well… yeah…
- Right-winger: [shouting] Hey! Everyone! Come look at the freak liberal!
Next day…
- Other Right-winger: Hey [snickers] Are you a…
- Me: Am I a… what?
- Other Right-winger: A… [giggles] a liberal?
- Me: [leaves]
Absolutely everyone at my school is like this. Nobody likes that heretic liberal! He’s such a fag. We should get our Crusader outfits and pillage and rape him (The football team is actually called the Crusaders, and the Christmas ball was “Crusader Christmas”). So I am going to do something different:
This really works. I’ve done it before on these people. It’s power is infinite. Thank God for xkcd!
(By the way, if you actually read this whole post and you go to my school, I do appreciate it. At least you’re listening to me.)
Look Out, Little Ones!
Because I won’t hesitate!