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Potty training video from HELL

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Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

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Here’s what I think: It’s to keep things easy to manage.

Here’s the thing: you have a manage database of every single serviceman/woman in your branch of military. Uh-oh, what’s this? A new field? Great. Now you have to go back and enter each one’s sexual orientation.

At best, it will take you years. And who can think of any better activity than scrolling through a MySQL database entering…

• Gay.
• Straight.
• Straight.
• Straight.
• Gay.
• Straight.
• God knows what?

And that’s if you have a GUI to work with! What if you’re not even that lucky?
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mysql> ALTER table navy ADD orientation VARCHAR(10);
mysql> UPDATE navy
-> SET orientation = 'gay'
-> WHERE id = 1;

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That, times a few million. Times four. Plus however much more time it will take for new recruits.

It’s not that I don’t support gays going into the military, I’m just stating a possible reason as to why they’re trying to keep them out.

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I was thinking… maybe I should have a Freakish Picture of the Week… Then I thought maybe I could have a minor inconvenience of the week… Then I thought of all these different “of the Week”’s…

But I can’t have a something of the week for every category, so I thought of a solution…

Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the * of the Week!

Every week, I’ll have a different thing of the week, like “Really Ugly Poodle of the Week” or “Meaningless Thought of the Week”.

This week’s * of the Week is the * of the Week, in which I announce the * of the Week.

Technorati Tags: Everything, Nothing, Week

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Don’t you *sniff* hate it when you have a *sniff* cold and it’s the *sniff* weekend and you feel like *sniff* crap and really don’t really *sniff* feel like doing anything, but you’re *sniff* bored out of your ferkin’ *sniff* mind?

School is going to suck <noun> tomorrow. I should sneeze on certain people and see if they come back the next day.

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If you had me added on MySpace, you may now find me on Facebook, Mugshot, or Teens on Linux.

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What in this physical world do you value? Who do you love? Who or what can you not live without? What are you strongest beliefs?

Think about this for a while…

Now… What would detract from that value? What would take away your love? What would push you beyond your strongest beliefs?

Think about this for a minute…

Some day, this will be nothing. There will be a day when none of this will matter. There will be a day when it’s all worthless. Everything will be worthless. Nothing you before held close to you will even matter.

All there will be is fear. Fear of other humans whose only goal is to stomp all over you and leave you lifeless in the streets. And then you will want to do the same to them. Hell, if you’re going down, they’re coming down with you.

Where will such hatred begin?

Fear. Fear of other humans whose only goal is to stomp all over you and leave you lifeless in the streets. Oh, and what can we do about this?

Nothing. We’re human. Humans are hideous beasts that are too paranoid and proprietary for their own species’ sake. And there’s no man on earth who can fix that. We will be our own demise. The fall of humanity began shortly after humanity itself did.

Depressing? Yes, very. But I’m not wrong, am I?

So back to our question. What in this physical world do you value? Who do you love? Who or what can you not live without? What are you strongest beliefs?

Whatever these may be, keep them. Treasure them. They’ll be the last thing you have before your species collapses down upon you.

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Making fake GroupHug posts. Here’s my latest:

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 I am sexually attracted to computer mice, and nothing but. I’m 40 years old and never had sex and have never been sexually attracted to anything until I saw a commercial for an Apple ][ computer. I was in love with the mouse it came with. That single button… that nice long cord protruding form the end and straight into the computer… Nowadays, I find the ergonomic mice from Microsoft to be a bit more attractive, especially the corded ones. I like the cordless ones too, but there’s just less to do with them…

I have never told anyone this before, as I have no living relatives or friends. Just my mice. All 42 of them.

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I’ll update you if it goes through.

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Took it with my phone, sent it to myself, fixed up with the GIMP. Tell me what you think!

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1. Working on ToL’s Planet.
2. Learning Ruby
3. Coming up with something creative to post here
4. Sleeping
5. Getting ready for school, which starts in one week, 7 hours and 50 minutes (approximately)
6. Painting
7. Trying to sell what I’ve already painted
8. Trying to find a painless way to merge ToL and TeenLUG that would end up being a win-win situation (DIFFICULT!)
9. Advertising ToL
10. Drinking tea

Hm… that sleeping one sounds pretty appealing… I’ll try that.

Good night.

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